90+ Funny Good Friday Puns, Jokes And One-Liners

Good Friday is a day of reflection and solemnity for many, but that doesn’t mean we can’t find a way to lighten the mood with some humor. Here, we’ve compiled an extensive list of 90+ funny Good Friday puns, jokes, and one-liners to bring a smile to your face. 

Whether you’re sharing these with friends, family, or just looking for a laugh yourself, there’s something here for everyone. Let’s dive into the humor and make this Good Friday a bit more fun!

Funny Good Friday Puns

• Why did the pastor bring a ladder to church on Good Friday? He wanted to reach new heights in his sermon.
• What’s a Good Friday baker’s favorite kind of bread? Cross-buns.
• Why was the Easter egg hiding? It was Good Friday and it didn’t want to get cracked up.
• How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it.
• Why did the chicken cross the road on Good Friday? To get to the other side… of the resurrection!
• Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees on Good Friday? Because they’re really good at it.
• What did one cross say to the other on Good Friday? “I’ve got your back!”
• What’s Jesus’ favorite type of exercise? Cross fit.
• Why was the Easter Bunny so upset on Good Friday? Because he had a bad hare day.
• How did the bread cross the road? With a little “yeast.”
• Why did the Good Friday fish get bad grades? Because it was below sea level.
• What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear on Good Friday? 14-carrot gold.
• How does the Good Friday gardener start the day? With a “plant-astic” attitude.
• What’s a Good Friday tree’s favorite drink? Root beer.
• Why did the Good Friday service last so long? The pastor had a “sermon” to catch.
• What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny on Good Friday.
• What do you get when you cross a bunny and a leek? A Good Friday salad.
• How do Good Friday celebrants stay cool? By keeping their “cross-titude.”
• What do you call a Good Friday band? The Cross-Roads.
• Why did the Good Friday musician break his guitar? He wanted to feel more “crucial” emotion.
• Why do Good Friday musicians prefer string instruments? They love the “cross-over” hits.
• Why did the egg hide on Good Friday? It didn’t want to crack under pressure.
• What did one Good Friday nail say to the other? “Hang in there!”
• Why don’t scientists trust Good Friday atoms? Because they make up everything!
• What’s a Good Friday mathematician’s favorite time of day? Pi time.
• Why did the Good Friday cow become an astronaut? To visit the Milky Way.
• How does the Good Friday candle say goodbye? It “wick”ed good times.
• Why did the Good Friday choir practice with fish? They needed to scale up their efforts.
• What’s a Good Friday painter’s favorite kind of music? Gospel.
• How does a Good Friday bee style its hair? With a honeycomb.

Funny Good Friday Puns And One-Liners

• Good Friday puns can be quite cross-y, but I love them nonetheless!
• Jesus had to carry a cross, but at least He didn’t have to deal with my boss.
• What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? “Table for 26, please.” Waiter: “But there are only 13 of you.” Jesus: “Yes, but we all want to sit on one side.”
• They say cleanliness is next to godliness, so I’m vacuuming the church on Good Friday.
• Good Friday, better jokes.
• Jesus is the bread of life, but my toast always seems to get burnt.
• I was going to tell you a joke about Good Friday, but it’s a little cross.
• Why did the priest bring a pencil to Good Friday service? To draw the congregation closer.
• On Good Friday, Jesus carried the weight of the world. On Monday, I carry the weight of the weekend.
• Good Friday: The only Friday where you don’t say “Thank God it’s Friday.”
• What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? “Dam Good Friday.”
• Why was everyone so tired on Good Friday? They just had a really long Thursday.
• How does a Good Friday tree get on the internet? It logs in.
• Good Friday humor: It’s a nailed it kind of day.
• If Good Friday had a favorite animal, it would be a lamb.
• Good Friday: Where the puns are as fresh as the hot cross buns.
• Why do Good Friday jokes never get old? They always resurrect laughter.
• Why did the scarecrow become a priest? Because he was outstanding in his field on Good Friday.
• I was going to tell a resurrection joke, but it’s still rising.
• On Good Friday, we eat fish because it’s not on the banned list.
• Good Friday and humor go hand in hand like a cross and nails.
• Why did the rooster avoid the church on Good Friday? It heard there was going to be a cross examination.
• Jesus turned water into wine, and on Good Friday, I turned wine into more jokes.
• Good Friday: Where even the jokes are holy.
• What do you call a Good Friday miracle? A Jesus piece of cake.
• Why did the Good Friday baker go to church? Because he kneaded to pray.
• Jesus is the light of the world, but my electric bill still isn’t paid.
• Good Friday’s message: Cross out the bad, let in the good.
• What’s a Good Friday pirate’s favorite exercise? Walking the plank.
• Even Good Friday needs a laugh. Here’s to spreading some cross humor!

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Funny Good Friday Puns And One-Liners

• Why did the Good Friday baker feel blessed? He had a loaf time to reflect.
• What did one Good Friday pilgrim say to the other? “Cross my heart, this is a special day.”
• How do Good Friday celebrants make their coffee? With holy grounds.
• Good Friday: The day Jesus made history, and we made puns.
• What’s a Good Friday joke’s favorite subject? The cross-puns.
• Why don’t Good Friday jokes make you rich? Because laughter is the best medicine, not currency.
• How did the Good Friday farmer start his morning? With a prayer and a plow.
• Why are Good Friday jokes like good wine? They get better with age.
• What did the disciple say to Jesus on Good Friday? “This is a real nail-biter.”
• How do Good Friday celebrants keep their breath fresh? With Holy-mints.
• What do you call Good Friday in a bakery? Hot Cross Bun Day.
• Why was the Good Friday church service crowded? It was standing room only.
• What do you get when you cross Good Friday and an orchard? Fruit of the Holy Spirit.
• Why are Good Friday jokes so serious? Because they have a lot of cross-potential.
• What’s the difference between a Good Friday joke and a Good Friday prayer? One’s for laughs, the other’s for love.
• How does a Good Friday tree respond to a joke? It leaves.
• What did the Good Friday candle say to the other? “Let’s wick together!”
• Why do Good Friday jokes always get applause? Because they’re cruci-funny!
• How does a Good Friday baker keep calm? By taking things one dough at a time.
• Why was the Good Friday choir always in tune? Because they practiced religiously.
• What’s a Good Friday puns’ favorite snack? Cross-tinis.
• Why don’t Good Friday jokes have sequels? Because the original is always resurrected.
• Why did the Good Friday hen lay an egg? Because it was an Easter prelude.
• What do you get when you cross a Good Friday joke and a lazy day? A cross between laughter and leisure.
• Why did the Good Friday fisherman bring a net to church? To catch holy mackerel.
• What do you call a Good Friday song? A hymn-sterpiece.
• Why did the Good Friday bird sing? Because it had a blessed beak.
• How does a Good Friday joke stay holy? By keeping the faith and the funny.

• Why did the Good Friday comedian go to church? Because he heard they had a captive audience.
• What’s a Good Friday joke’s favorite movie genre? Cross-over comedies.

Conclusion

In conclusion, Good Friday doesn’t have to be all solemnity and seriousness. With a touch of humor, we can lighten the mood and find joy even in the midst of reflection. From puns to one-liners, these 90+ jokes offer a lighthearted take on this significant day in the Christian calendar. So, whether you’re sharing laughs with friends or simply enjoying a moment of levity on your own, remember that a good joke can uplift the spirit and bring people together.