Pumpkins are a staple of autumn, gracing our doorsteps for Halloween and our tables for Thanksgiving. Their round, bright forms inspire not only artistic carvings but a wealth of humor.
Below, we explore the whimsical world of pumpkin puns, jokes, and one-liners, offering a plentiful harvest of laughter that’s perfect for any fall occasion.
Funny Pumpkin Puns
- Orange you glad it’s pumpkin season?
- I’m hollow inside without you – just like a pumpkin.
- Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about.
- You’re the pick of the patch!
- I’m just here for the pie-nt of it.
- Carving out some fun this Halloween!
- I only have pies for you.
- This pumpkin just got lit!
- Gourd out of my way!
- Pulp-fiction – the story of a squashed pumpkin.
- Feeling gourd-geous today!
- You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.
- Pumpkins spice things up!
- Squash your fears, it’s only a pumpkin.
- Patch you later!
- Stem-tacular pumpkins on display!
- Let’s spice things up a bit.
- Don’t go squashing my dreams.
- Are you a pumpkin? Because I’m patch-smitten!
- You strike a gourd with me.
- I’m a pump-king of the party!
- Make like a pumpkin and roll out!
- This party’s smashing, let’s squash it!
- Ready to stem the tide.
- I’ve got all the pumpkin power.
- Pumpkin up the volume!
- You had me at pumpkin pie.
- Don’t leaf me out of the pumpkin fun.
- I’m vining to go to the pumpkin patch.
- Peel the pumpkin’s potential.
Funny Pumpkin Jokes
- Why did the pumpkin take a detour? To avoid getting squashed!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
- How do pumpkins greet each other? With vine enthusiasm!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre? Pulp fiction.
- Why was the pumpkin so relaxed? It had just had a gourd massage!
- What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving? Good-pie everyone!
- Why don’t pumpkins trust secrets? Because they always get spilled.
- What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A sand-squash.
- Why did the pumpkin sit in the corner at the party? It couldn’t handle the gourd music.
- What did one pumpkin say to the other? Let’s spice things up!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- Why do pumpkins do well in school? They’re excellent at squashing their exams.
- What did the pumpkin say during a crisis? Let’s squash this problem!
- What do you call a chubby pumpkin? A plumpkin.
- Why are pumpkins never angry? Because they are hollow inside.
- How do you mend a broken jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
- What did the pumpkin say to its carver? Cut it out!
- Why are pumpkins always invited to parties? They bring their own pulp-pourri!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
- Why did the pumpkin join the gym? To become a jacked-o’-lantern.
- What do you call a pumpkin who loves to travel? A globe-gourd.
- What did the young pumpkin say to the old pumpkin? You’re looking gourd!
- Why do pumpkins never quarrel? They can’t hold a grudge, they let everything slide out!
- What did the romantic pumpkin say? I love you more than pumpkin pie.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie? Cinderella – they love a good carriage scene!
- Why was the pumpkin so popular? Because he was a fungi!
- Why did the pumpkin coach stop working? It turned back into a pumpkin at midnight!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite rule? The Golden Gourd Rule!
- Why did the pumpkin teacher go to school? To help little pumpkins grow up into big squashes!
- What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock-o’-lantern.
Funny Pumpkin One-Liners
- I’m all about that baste… no pumpkin.
- Pumpkin carvers do it with the lights on.
- Keep calm and carve on.
- Who did the scary pumpkin flirt with? Any gourd-looking squash.
- You can’t scare me, I’m a pumpkin!
- Have a gourd time on Halloween!
- Stay calm and pumpkin on.
- Only the pie’s the limit.
- Squashing the competition!
- Pumpkins: Best in pies, better in lattes.
- Feeling vine with a touch of pumpkin spice.
- Got pumpkin? Then you’ve got a party.
- A pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away.
- If you can’t stand the pulp, get out of the pumpkin.
- Pumpkins – nature’s way of saying, “It’s fall y’all”.
- Never trust a skinny pumpkin.
- Every day is a gourd day.
- This pumpkin’s been ghosted!
- Jack of all lanterns.
- No guts, no gourd-y.
- The only thing getting ‘lit’ this weekend are my pumpkins.
- Pumpkin spiced and everything nice.
- Get smashed, pumpkin style!
- A pumpkin in the patch is worth two on the porch.
- Watch out, I’m smashing through!
- Pump-kin I get some candy?
- Not every pumpkin is Cinderella’s ride, but every pumpkin is magical.
- What’s orange and better than pie? Nothing.
- Pumpkins: because scarecrows need friends.
- This patch isn’t big enough for the two of us.
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