330+ Chinese Food Puns, Jokes, and One-Liners

Chinese cuisine offers not only a vast array of dishes to enjoy but also a fun opportunity to play with words. 

Whether you’re cracking these jokes over dinner or simply looking to spice up a conversation, here’s a collection of more than 330 Chinese food puns, jokes, and one-liners that are guaranteed to stir up some laughs.

Funniest Chinese Food Puns

• Wonton destruction is what happens in my kitchen every time I try to cook!
• I tried to write a song about Chinese food, but it ended up being too dim sum-ber.
• When the Chinese restaurant got robbed, the thieves took everything, leaving it completely wonton.
• I asked the chef why he was sad, he said his life had too many sobs-noodles.
• Making Chinese food is a lo mein event in my house!
• I started a diet where you only eat Chinese dumplings. It’s going wonton at a time.
• My local Chinese restaurant is so popular, they’re always pak choi-ng with customers!
• You never want to start an argument with a Chinese chef. They bring a lot of Kung Pao-er to the fight.
• Miso happy we got Chinese food tonight!
• I couldn’t quite figure out how to use the chopsticks. It was a real Peking Duck moment.
• The best time to eat Chinese food? On the stir fry-day.
• My favorite composer would be Beetho-rice if he composed rice symphonies.
• If you don’t love Chinese food, then I guess we’ll just have to dim sum up our friendship.
• That new chef is so creative, he’s really woking up the menu.
• I just saw a horror movie about Chinese food. It was Szechuan of the dead.
• Why did the tofu refuse to argue? Because it doesn’t like to stir-fry trouble.
• Chinese food puns are the ultimate food for thought.
• Why was the rice so good at its job? Because it always rice to the occasion.
• Why did the noodle get sent to its room? It couldn’t control its tempeh-r.
• If a Chinese chef won’t cook, does that mean they’re giving you the wonton shoulder?
• I asked for an extra spicy dish and now I’m in a real Szechuan-dary situation here.
• Why was the fried rice the best actor? Because it always played a rice-ing star.
• Why did the chef work extra hours at the Chinese restaurant? To make more dough.
• Why was the young dumpling so well-behaved? Because it knew how to behave its shelf.
• What do you call a motivational speaker who loves Chinese food? Wonton Robbins.
• What do you call a Chinese meal that breaks up with you? Dumpling.
• Why do pandas like old Chinese food? Because they’re into bear-y ancient recipes.
• The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphéar itself, but for Chinese food lovers, it’s an unseasoned wok!
• Why don’t some people like homemade Chinese food? Because it’s too mui shu-ggestive of their cooking skills.
• What happens when you eat too much Chinese food? You have to loosen your belts!

Best Puns About Chinese Food

• Don’t wok away from your problems, fry them instead!
• What’s a Chinese chef’s favorite shoe? Clogs-bok choy.
• Can you keep a secret? Yes, but it might leak like a spring onion!
• I’m not a huge fan of herbs, but this one did knot-weed.
• General Tso good to see you at dinner tonight!
• Never trust a skinny chef, unless they cook Chinese food—they’re always up to sum yum.
• Soytenly, you can ask me to dinner anytime!
• This Chinese meal is tofu-tastic!
• Why do we always bring a calculator to the Chinese restaurant? To work out the dim sum.
• Egg roll your troubles away!
• When life gives you lemons, make lemon chicken!
• You’re the bao to my buns.
• Love is like a hot pot; you just need to find the right ingredients.
• Chow mein on the streets, gourmet in the sheets.
• Chinese takeout: because life’s too short to use more than one pan.
• The best part about Chinese dumplings is that they’re wonton in a million.
• Don’t play with your food, unless it’s Chinese checkers.
• A wok is what you throw at a noisy burglar.
• If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the Szechuan.
• What does a philosopher say in a Chinese restaurant? Confucius say, order more!
• Why do fortune cookies give advice? Because they’re crisp and clear.
• A day without Chinese food is like a day without sunshine, but with more soy sauce.
• Keep your friends close and your snacks Peking Duck.
• When it comes to cooking, I hit the sweet and sour spot.
• Dinner without Chinese food is like a fortune cookie without a fortune: empty inside.
• Let’s get this dinner rolling—hand me the spring rolls!
• Miso soup warms the soul and woks the heart.
• Stir-fry day is the best day of the week!
• Why was the beef stew so insightful? It was full of wonton wisdom.
• I love you soy much, more than all the rice in China!

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Funny Chinese Food Jokes

• Why did the chicken go to the Chinese restaurant? To see a chicken strip.
• How do you fix a broken vegetable? With a vegetable patch!
• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a wok? A brrr-ito!
• What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
• Why don’t they play hide and seek in China? Because good luck hiding when everyone’s Wonton find you!
• What’s a hen’s favorite type of noodles? Egg noodles!
• Why did the scarecrow become a chef? Because he was outstanding in his field—of corn!
• Why was the Chinese soup so good at basketball? Because it had great dumplings.
• What do you call a cat who does martial arts? Karate Kit-ty.
• What do you call a fish with a tie? So-fish-ticated.
• Why did the duck go to the Chinese restaurant? It wanted to see the Peking duck.
• What did the grape say when it was squashed? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
• What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back for seconds.
• Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
• What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
• Why did the book join the police? It wanted to go undercover.
• What’s a ghost’s favorite Chinese dish? Boo-choy!
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the stomach for it.
• Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

Cute Chinese Food Puns

• You’re soy amazing!
• You are miso soup-erb!
• Let’s wok and roll together!
• You’ve stir-fried my heart!
• Bao down to the greatest cook!
• Let’s spend some koala-tea time together!
• You make my heart feel like it’s spring rolling!
• I’m soy glad we met!
• Don’t go bacon my heart.
• I love you pho real!
• You are the rice to my bowl.
• We’re the perfect pear.
• You’re the apple of my eye.
• I find you very a-peeling.
• You dim sum up my life!
• You must be a snowflake because you’ve just made my heart melt.
• Our love is like a hotpot – it keeps getting hotter!
• You’re the spice of my life.
• Every day with you is like a fortune cookie – full of surprises.
• You’re my sweetie pie.
• Lettuce turnip the beet together!
• I’m nuts about you!
• Our relationship is like sushi – it’s raw but beautiful.
• You are my soy mate.
• I love you a latte.
• Are you a fruit? Because you’re a fine-apple.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
• I’m toad-ally in love with you.
• You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that!
• I’m stuck on you like sticky rice.