80+ Funny Eyebrows Puns, Jokes, and One-Liners

Eyebrows play a surprisingly large role in our facial expressions and the way we communicate. They’re not only essential for non-verbal communication but also a source of endless fun in the form of puns. 

So, let’s raise a few brows with some humorous eyebrow puns!

Funny Eyebrows Puns

• I tried to find my friend at the crowded party, but I couldn’t quite eyebrow-se him in the crowd.
• If you don’t love me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my eyebrows.
• Did you hear about the eyebrow that was a comedian? It always knew how to raise the stakes.
• My eyebrows are so expressive, they almost deserve their own acting credit.
• Eyebrows: the one thing you can get into shape without exercising.
• I don’t always joke about eyebrows, but when I do, they’re pretty hair-larious.
• Why do eyebrows constantly seem surprised? Because people keep raising them!
• Do you know why the eyebrow applied for a job? It wanted to make a few arch-enemies.
• When my girlfriend fixes her eyebrows, I call it a browlift.
• What did one eyebrow say to the other? You seem surprised to see me!
• I’m not perfect, but my eyebrows are pretty close.
• Never trust someone with bad eyebrows; they make sketchy look-ups.
• Eyebrows speak louder than words.
• I told my friend a joke about her eyebrows. She seemed raised by it.
• Fixing my eyebrows is the highlight of my day.
• Keep your friends close and your eyebrows closer.
• What did the eyebrow say after pulling a prank? Gotcha under my arch!
• Eyebrows: They’re not twins; they’re sisters who don’t really look alike.
• A good eyebrow day is like a good hair day but better.
• Why was the eyebrow feeling down? It felt overlooked.
• What do you call an adventurous eyebrow? An explorer of facial expressions.
• Never underestimate the power of an eyebrow.
• I told my eyebrows to behave, but they just gave me attitude in arch form.
• Good eyebrows are the secret to framing a face.
• What’s the eyebrow’s favorite part of a book? The plot arch.
• Eyebrows are like punctuation marks for your eyes.
• Who knew eyebrows could be so brow-mantic?
• Why don’t eyebrows like secrets? Because they always give things away with a raise.
• My eyebrows are so fierce; they could stand off in a duel.
• Eyebrows are just above eye-boarders.
• How do eyebrows greet each other? With high brows!
• What do you call an eyebrow sensei? A browmaster.
• What’s an eyebrow’s favorite vegetable? Squash, because they’re best when acorn-shaped.
• Why did the eyebrow join the police? To keep an eye out.
• When your eyebrows are on point, your life feels on point too.
• An eyebrow walks into a bar… the bartender says, ‘Why the high arch?’
• If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge and not in the eyebrow pencil drawer?
• Are my eyebrows too dramatic? Or are they just bold?
• I wish my bank account was as full as my eyebrows.
• What’s the ultimate eyebrow dream? To be as on point as a royal arch.

Funny Eyebrows Jokes And One-Liners

• Why did the eyebrow apply to art school? Because it had a natural arch.
• How do you organize a space party? You planet with good eyebrows!
• Eyebrow puns are really growing on me.
• My eyebrows are basically the curtains of my eyes. They decide how dramatic the look will be.
• What did the suspicious eyebrow say to the other? Something’s archy about you.
• Life isn’t perfect, but your eyebrows can be.
• Why did the eyebrow refuse to sleep? It didn’t want to rest on its arches.
• What makes eyebrows so cool? They’re the gateway to your face.
• My therapist says I need to pay more attention to my feelings. So, I started with my eyebrows.
• When eyebrows need a boost, what do they drink? An espresso with extra foam and a splash of style.
• What game do eyebrows play at parties? Truth or dare to tweeze.
• If eyebrows could talk, they’d probably make a lot of good points.
• What did the naughty eyebrow say to its owner? I’ll arch whenever I want!
• Why don’t eyebrows make good secret agents? They always give away the look.
• What did the right eyebrow say to the left eyebrow? Between us, something smells.
• How do you make an eyebrow dance? Put a little boogie in it.
• An eyebrow’s life motto: ‘If you’ve got it, flaunt it.’
• Why are eyebrows like opinions? Everybody’s got one and they all differ.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an expressive face? A Try-cera-tops, with emphasis on the ‘tops’!
• If your eyebrows could speak, they would tell you, ‘Eye am important!’
• What did the eyebrow say during the horror movie? We’re in for a bumpy ride!
• Why did the eyebrow join the circus? It wanted to be the main attraction.
• Did you hear about the eyebrow that lost a fight? It just couldn’t make the cut.
• I’m so attached to my eyebrows, I could call them ‘brow-mates.’
• Why do eyebrows love drama? It gives them a chance to express themselves.
• What do you call an eyebrow that goes to jail? A framed arch-criminal.
• Why did the eyebrow go to therapy? It had too many tangled emotions.
• My eyebrows are so popular, they have their own fan club.
• Why are eyebrows great at math? They really know how to add up the angles.
• Why was the little eyebrow sad at school? It couldn’t find its classmate.
• I didn’t want to tweeze my eyebrows, but they just grew and grew until I had to arch-rival them.
• What’s an eyebrow’s favorite type of music? Classic rock, because they love a good rock arch-star!
• Why don’t eyebrows get along with the hairline? Because they can’t bridge the gap.
• If you can’t handle me at my worst eyebrow day, you don’t deserve me at my brow-nest.
• Eyebrows are like the crown of the eyes. Always sitting on top, majestically.
• What did the math book say to the eyebrow? Help me with my algebra; I’ve got too many problems to figure out.
• Why did the eyebrow start its own blog? It had so many stories to arch-tell!
• What’s an eyebrow’s favorite drink? Brow-cha tea.
• Why do eyebrows never get lost? They always know how to make a point.
• Why did the eyebrow cross the road? To surprise its reflection on the other side.
• Are your eyebrows from space? Because your look is out of this world!